1.The 'poke' button on facebook is awesome...
But I think there should be a 'stab' button...
2.was riding a horse yesterday and fell off. I almost got killed! THANK GOODNESS
the Walmart greeter saw what happened and came over and unplugged it.
3. anyone who says "nothing is impossible" has obviously never
tried to staple jello to a tree.
4.Text someone and tell them "Hey, I lost my phone, can you call it?"
and see how many people call it
5.don't you hate it when you're texting and laying on your back and
your phone decides to be a ninja, slips through your fingers, and attacks your face!
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